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We are starting to see more of them in the town pubs here in leicester. You know, the blokes who are in there with aftershave and hand wash. Thank you, but I am more than caperble of washing my own hands. Well i would be if you had not emptied the soap dispencer. So i will use your products but I will not pay you as i had no choice.

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Hmmmm. I am looking for a vocation. :)

Down, boy.

the most annoying people to appear in toilets since that bloke what used to poke his head over in the gym changing rooms..
its payment by guilt association.. a pound everytime I have a slash? have you never heard of the golden seal? some nights in the pub I am up and down like a hurdle man...
Also.. If I want a lolly. I will buy one. I will not choose to have one thats been kept in the lavs of a bar all night.
that goes for aftershave as well.


oop.. maybe I should go back to my real log-in.

This item was edited on Monday, 16th October 2006, 14:29

My room 101 top 3 are

1) People who dont drive the speed limit

2) Toilet Attendants

3) Automated Phone Systems


I once had a conversation with my mate that Toilet Attendants would be the cause of the next major plague in this country as they dissuade people to wash their hands and abandon any kind of sanitation on a night out.

It really f***s me off, to be honest. Im perfectly capable of drying my own hands, i dont need to pay someone 2 quid to hand me a towel and squirt me with f***ing Kouros. The most annoying thing is that some real s*** holes have started having them, in toilets that were too small to begin with. Decent places, however seem to be getting rid of them.

They really annoy me to a fairly irrational point, in all honesty. Theres one in birmingham who sings `Wash your hands, when you touch your dick! Dont be dirty, dont get sick!` every time it looks like a guy is going to walk out of the khazi without forking money over to him.

yeah, like they would know about f***ing cleanliness.. hanging around in a toilet all night!
ah, they f*** me off as well.
once when i was wearing a shirt made by Guess one said to me, "where did you get that shirt from...?" yeah, like I`m gonna fall for that. ya c***¬!
Apparently they have to pay a vig to the bar owners, and buy all their knock-off toiletries themselves..
Oh boo hoo. get a proper job.

One is alway singing and dancing "freshen up for poonaani, freshen up for poonaani"

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

These are indeed very irritating. I just wash my hands with water and don`t take the towel.

I have to say, i don`t blame the attendant, just the establishment, and i do vote with my feet.

It really makes for a very unpleasant night out.


Another thing that gets my goat, and it happened to me twice this morning. I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy came up to me. He was pretty well-dressed and he asked me if i had 40p for the bus. I actually didn`t have it, so he asked someone next to me. He got 40p then, proceeded straight down the line asking everyone else.

Then, about 10 mins later, this couple came up to me (i had to take off my headphones) and she started going off with a great big sob story about how they were "stranded in cardiff" and needed to get back to wherever.

It just really f***s me off that they don`t tell the truth and try to con you out of money (not to mention waste your time with stories that insult your intelligience).

They are indeed a royal f***kin pain!

Apparently, they`re appointed by the pub or club to keep an eye out for illegal toilet activities, by this I mean people doing a "Ronnie Corbett".... ;)

They`re just another form of "security" I guess, but they do my head in and I never hand over any change to `em. >:(

This item was edited on Monday, 16th October 2006, 15:02

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Another thing that gets my goat, and it happened to me twice this morning. I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy came up to me. He was pretty well-dressed and he asked me if i had 40p for the bus. I actually didn`t have it, so he asked someone next to me. He got 40p then, proceeded straight down the line asking everyone else.

Then, about 10 mins later, this couple came up to me (i had to take off my headphones) and she started going off with a great big sob story about how they were "stranded in cardiff" and needed to get back to wherever.

It just really f***s me off that they don`t tell the truth and try to con you out of money (not to mention waste your time with stories that insult your intelligience).


an ex girlfriend of mine once gave some fella money like this after he told her some sob story about being mugged or something like that.. she saw him doing the same things a couple of days later, told the girl that was gonna give him some money not to, and then chased him down the street..
ah, she was a fun bird.