Page 1 of Make up a lie about something that happened to you ??? ( go on !? You really want to ?? )

I like to go into Ikea Stores and unpack the self assembly Pack`s and drill different guide holes and mix up the screw`s with nails....


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I am really a cyclops who lives in a giant termite mound

John Craven Says

Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee

I wrote the Necronomicon (Book of the dead) one sunday afternoon while waiting for the football to kick off.



(A.C.C founder)
The New Anti.Clown.Coalition

I rule the world - so get on your f***in knees and pray!

I`m not very nice

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Curse this infernal alcohol...



Writer`s Release
My Collection

I didn`t get a e-mail stating we just skipped over the Canadian Immigration Interview & go straight to get the family medicals done & be submitted within 2.5 months.



I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

I hate answering the phone at work - It disturbs my sleep.

I work in the porn industry. ;)

The Jackal

My first husband was Elton John

I have a 72 inch penis and I send bits of it to the Nigerians who have bought my mobile phones from ebay

UQ Web Design

I have a 73 inch penis.......and i drive a ferrari F430
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Companies that have p**sed me off so much that I will never use them again and I hope you dont either....
Jacks Fish & Chips of Cambridge ridiculously overpriced and overpackaged chips. £1.20 for a stupidly small portion of chips - they need to go up north for a good lesson in fish and chips
Alloy Bodies of Manchester - The Grand Daddy & Benchmark for shockingly poor customer service.
Capital Bank Leasing who are part of [B]BOS & are f**ing useless & struggle to action the smallest request but are fantastically efficient at taking money out of my account
[B]Abbey National Absolutely diabolical service - how hard is it to change £60 of coins into notes????
....more coming soon no doubt.....