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Q: Have you ever polished an owls beak

John Craven Says

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No. But I did once put a duck in a microwave until its Bill withers.

Q: who`s shoes smell the baddest?

The Jackal

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Q: who`s shoes smell the baddest?

A: Whosever don`t have noses

Q: Why do dogs sniff each others bums?

Bryan

This item was edited on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 19:59

A: Cos it was a drug squad dog and they thought they had smack or coke up there.

Q: What do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?



I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i`m dying are the best i`ve ever had.

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Q: What do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

A: Coz on the day that i was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true.

Q: Can people literally have "two left feet"?

Bryan

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Q: Can people literally have "two left feet"?
If course, if they`re psychotic maniacs with a weird left foot fetish..

Q: Given that Apples give a ratio of 38:75, what fruit would give Gordon Broan a better haircut (remember to factor in the current socio-economic implications of the FMD crisis)

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Curse this infernal alcohol...


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A:No fruit can gordon Brown texture like sun a better haircut because the FMD crisis has altered the chemical make up of his hair causing it to explode on contact with fruit

Q: At what temperature does monkey poo melt

John Craven Says

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Q: At what temperature does monkey poo melt
Answer: the moment you hold it up to your nose.



Question: How do you know when he is real?

This item was edited on Sunday, 16th September 2007, 23:08

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Question: How do you know when he is real?


A: Stick a pin in him. If he farts and flies around the room he is only an inflatable impostor.

Q: What is the point?

The Jackal

3-pin plug`s resting joint

Q: How did it all happen?

T¦M3CH4S3R

"I am worst at what I do the best, for this gift I feel blessed. I found it hard... it was hard to find. Oh well, Whatever! NEVERMIND"