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Australian Radio Phone in Quiz ;) TRUE!!!

mbilko (Elite) posted this on Friday, 11th July 2008, 17:14

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many

Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called `Mate Match`. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers `yes`, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you`ve heard yet.

Anyway, here`s how it all went down:………………………….

DJ: `Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of `Mate Match`?`

Contestant: (laughing) `Yes, I have.`

DJ: `Great! Then you know we`re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
if you win.

What is your name? First only please.`

Contestant: `Brian.`

DJ: `Brian, are you married or what?`

Brian: (laughing nervously) `Yes, I am married.`

DJ: `Thank you. Now, what is your wife`s name? First only please.`

Brian: ` Sarah .`

DJ: `Is Sarah at work, Brian?`

Brian: `She is gonna kill me.`

DJ: `Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?`

Brian: (laughing) `Yes, she`s at work.`

DJ: `Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?`

Brian: `About 8 o`clock this morning.`

DJ: `Atta boy, Brian.`

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) `Well...`

DJ: `Question #2 - How long did it last?`

Brian: `About 10 minutes.`

DJ: `Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn`t at stake.`

Brian: `Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.`

DJ: `Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o`clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) `I, ummm, I, well...`

DJ: `This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?`

Brian: `Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...`

DJ: `Uh huh...`

Brian: `...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.`

DJ: `Atta boy, Brian.`

Brian: `On the kitchen table.`

DJ: `Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I`ve done it.

Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife`s work number and call her up.

You listen to this.`

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: `Okay audience; let`s call Sarah, shall we?` (Touch

tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: `Kinkos.`

DJ: `Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?`

Clerk: `This is she.`

DJ: `Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I`ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.`

Sarah: (laughing) `A couple of hours?`

DJ: `Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you`ll lose.

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of `Mate Match`?`

Sarah: `No.`

DJ: `Good!`

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) `Brian, what the hell are you up to?`

Brian: (laughing) `Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely honest.`

DJ: `Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian`s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) `Yes.`

DJ: `Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?`

Sarah: `Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.`

DJ: `What time?`

Sarah: `Around 8 this morning.`

DJ: `Very good. Next question. How long did it last?`

Sarah: `12, 15 minutes maybe.`

DJ: `Hmmmm. That`s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We`ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?`

Sarah: (laughing) `Yes.`

DJ: `Where did you have it?`

Sarah: `OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn`t tell them that did you?`

Brian: `Just tell him, honey.`

DJ: `What is bothering you so much, Sarah?`

Sarah: `Well...`

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: `Up the arse.....`

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.

Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police

just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.