Page 1 of Caption Contest - Been A While Since We Had One (Part way through Doctor Who S3 IIRC)

With apologies to David Becketts review:



"....& then she got lockjaw!"

I can sense a cumon theme from this one.




I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

When fishermen catch dolphin-friendly tuna, how do they know which tuna are being friendly to dolphins?

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When I say "now" insert the croquet mallet.

"Hurry up, girl! Can`t you see this lad`s desperate for his turn?"

When I nod my head hit it.

No really.
Thats how commoners clean their teeth.

Snaps

Tony`s friends suspected he wasn`t being entirely truthful about the rules of croquet.

Keeping it clean :o



"Mallett`s Mallet is a word association game, where you musn`t pause, hesitate, repeat a word, or say a word I don`t like... otherwise you get a bash on the head like this...or like this...the one with the most bruises loses.... look at each other and go Bleugh! Look at everyone at home and go Bleugh! Everyone at home look at them and go Bleugh!"

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"I thought what I`d do was, I`d pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

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"It`s funny, from some angles it might look like you`re fellating me when in fact you are merely kissing my ring."

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"Whilst you`re down there love...." ;)

"Build a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett.

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With apologies to David Becketts reviewNo apologies necessary, I laughed so much when I realised what the screenshot looked like and then purposefully chose it. :)


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Don`t just stand there Anne, my sister has put herself in a rather compromising position. In any case, it`s her shot so hand over the croquet mallet.

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