Page 1 of Several things I know about tattoos.

1. they hurt. a lot. especially when they go over skin that`s near to the bone.

2. A tattooist will paste a preliminary copy of the design on the area, and check that you`re ok with the location and design before proceeding. tattoists very seldom make it up as they go, unless you`re part of the in-crowd

3. Tattooists will make several checks on your wellbeing before, during and after the procedure.

4. When the tattooist has finished, he will give you advice on aftercare, and will check with you that the design is what you wanted.

5. If the tattooist does not speak your language. You don`t use them.

6. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FALL ASLEEP DURING A FACIAL TATTOO UNLESS YOU`RE ON PCP

7. When your parents see what a collossal f***-up you`ve made of your face, the first port of call should be some deep soul-searching, not trying to sue the tattooist (who had several eye-witnesses) for `destroying` your looks...



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It`s been reported that she is an acrobat (aerialist) at a circus and that she wanted the stars to go with her act.

The missing link

twat

Live a life you love, use a god you trust, and don`t take it all too seriously

No way did she fall asleep. She`s just realised how stupid she looks and is looking for the means to pay for laser treatment. IMO.

Here`s the bloke wot dunnit!



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This item was edited on Monday, 22nd June 2009, 13:31

That looks far from the sharpest tool in the box.
I`m sure he was an extra in LOTR wasn`t he?
Must`ve saved them a fortune in make-up.

Snaps

If I remember correctly didn`t he go in to get his ear pierced and when he woke up they`d done that to him?

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Almost as funny as the tatooist who put " farting Irish " instead of " fighting Irish "

I don`t believe she fell asleep, I reckon it was when her parents saw and she was in trouble she decided to blag she had...silly moo.

And the chap who had a huge tattoo on his thigh of Andy Cole in Newcastle kit and then he went and moved to Man U!

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Could someone please
Remove these cutleries
From my knees...