Page 1 of WHY ENGLAND ARE F**KED

Do you know that Trevor Sinclair shops at tesco`s. Not because of the
superior service or products but to get plenty of those trusty air miles for
Sven`s indecisiviness.

Fancy sending home an experienced distinctive midfielder who has been in great form all season, when you`ve only got 3 fit midfielders in a squad of 23. oh, now world class holding midfielder Danny Murphy`s hurt his
metatarsall, Trev get the air miles at the ready.

Sven wants to call up Alan Smith instead from the abysmal U-21`s instead. Good One, so now Danny Mills has got somebody to share his early bath with during the Sweden game. Sven`s dissapointed with Sinclair`s commitment by going home. Hang on, he wasn`t picked for the squad, so what else is he supposed to do, hang around in a B&B in Korea with the England fan club just in case the England physios realise that half their squad is injured?

By the way the midfield for the Sweden game currently reads: Bridge, Heskey, Scholes, Mills and a half-fit Beckham. Great things beckon!

Sinclair chose to go home but now he`s back on the plane as he`s been called back up to the squad to replace Murphy.

I`m still laffing at Roy Keane, man he has a serious problem and should get his head out of his arse. Bitching at Man Utd earlier this year, moaning at his team mates, now taking it out on the Irish squad.

Least he can put his feet up in front of the box and eat some nice prawn sandwiches ;-)

And to think, we bought this shy 18 year old from Ireland for £25,000....