Page 1 of Vould you like to tengle vid Ulllllllllriiiika ka ka ka ka?

Hallo, my name ist `Ulllllllllriiiika ka ka ka ka` und I am vom Sveeden. I like schopping und parteees und fashion und sunny days vat make me hot. heee heee heee, oh und vod-kah.

I em a lonely, young female gremleen looking for vun-on-vun challenges vit like-minded male und female grems. Vould you like to tengle vid me? I need experience. I em neu, so go easy un me und i vill go easy un you. heee heee.

Zank you, hugs und kissies,

Ulllllllllriiiika ka ka ka ka
xx

dave is still a baby, treat him with some respect! he is going to be the next bruce lee, the next van damme or even the next star wars fat kid! so watch your back, you havent seen the last of the soon to be almighty dave!

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dave is still a baby, treat him with some respect! he is going to be the next bruce lee, the next van damme or even the next star wars fat kid! so watch your back, you havent seen the last of the soon to be almighty dave!

Shame you refuse fights then isn`t it.

ha sorry about that, i didnt realise i had, only one i remember refusing was from a gremlin about 5 times as powerful as the then pityful dave. any way Ulllllllllriiiika ka ka ka ka have beaten dave four times or so, must be doing wonders for her confidence. i think he fancies her... bad dave

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i think he fancies her... bad dave
I don`t think you`re the only one, Bonus was being a tease earlier. Refused her challenge today but then Bonus challenged her back! Needless to say, Bonus` grem was given a good seeing to...

It looks like dave is going to get a longer life than Ulrika - having said that, bring it on! :P

Phil.

and the almighty dave stands up in triumph, in the few short minutes he has been awake, he managed to pulverise the gremlin of his dreams, he is some what glorified and some what saddened at the prospect of leaving ulriiiika ka ka ka ka in his wake......

uhhh.... right, that win earlier? her PMT`s finished and she`s not the psycho grem she should be. Okay, it may say that she`s `Just Walking`, but she not only admitted about drinking vodka, but she`s a she, who always lie about their age. Yeah, that`ll do the job...

Phil.

that last epic battle set the score between the almighty dave and the gremlin of his dreams at 6-5 in her favour.
long may the battles continue....

Oh yeah, didn`t realise the scores were that close. Might have to start using "Hit Harder" against you at this rate! Can`t be doing with that now... :)

Should be a pretty close finish between them in the all-time league. I`ve got the points, you`ve got the age advantage - will you make up the deficit when Ulrika`s gone? I hope not... :P

Phil.

P.S. Noticed how much stamina Ulrika had left in that last match? She is the she-devil! Mwah ha ha ha ah!!!!!!!111

This item was edited on Sunday, 11th September 2005, 12:20

Daves odds have gone up to 25-1, what chance has the poor boy got!? your just gettin the wins now while u can! 3 points aren`t valuable at the moment, but we`ll take them any way!!!