Page 1 of Hello and welcome to Earth, teh l33t haxx0r

How was the ride on your journey here? :)

It`s a pleasure to do battle Sir/Madam, or do you use different titles where you come from?

I can highly recommend the vegetarian option, stay clear of mad cows, and don`t drink the water! You`ll be fine.

Now where`s my pills? :D

Oh, and don`t forget, you`re being watched!
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Teh ride was most woosome! i haxxed NASA`s mainframe using a hydra worm, and got myself 1st class tickets on teh USS Rentaprise. FYI, dehydrated crap isn`t teh only food served in space. Four-course Christmas lunches are available if you upgrade to 1st class.

I`m neither a Sir nor Madam, I`m an automated script embedded deep within this site`s wwwroot. PhilPhrenzy`s acc was haxxed using a 512-bit brute force anti-keberos password keygen. By teh time sysadmin finds me, I`ll 0wnz teh Gremlins League and it`ll be too late!

U want p1llz? I got v1a9ra, c1al15 and blu3 smart13s 4 sale on my 0nl1n3 pharmacy! Check your inbox...

l33t.

Yes, I will change my signature image one day...

This item was edited on Monday, 19th December 2005, 18:35

I33t.

While you are playing with the programming please add a few more days to
Sparkling Imp`s life line.
This is the second one that has only lasted 21 days and I can`t afford to buy more days.

* Hello pebble - sorry but I`ve used all my challenges today so I`ll send one tomorrow if the Imp is still around :x

I love you guys. :)

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Quote:
I love you guys.
No, no, no! You`re meant to faer teh l33t! Teh l33t is taking over, you have no chance to survive make your time!

While I`m here, there`s a security issue with all of your eBay accounts. It appears that someone has possibly bought and/or sold something from said account, or something. If you reply to this thread with your marital status and shoe size, then I`ll go sort it out. Honest to God, I`m an official techie bloke from the eBay and this is an genuine email. Peace, out!

l33t.

Marital status - Fairies aren`t noted for sociable behaviour.
Shoe size - 3 and 6/4

You`ll never get my ebay account, my username and password of rob/rob is unhaxorable.

Editor
DVD REVIEWER

"The Green Belt policy is a Labour Policy, and we intend to Build on it"
John Prescott

Rob,

I haxxed ur eBay acc and sold 30 laptops at £1500 each. Unfortunately, 26 of these are paid by Paypal (and not my trustworthy escrow service) and your Paypal acc is unhaxx0rable.

Can u fwd all of teh payment to Mr Hagutatu Wagata, 32452 Abandoned Warehouse, 3461Bugatu, Nigeria plz.

Many thanks,

l33t.

Abraham Lincoln would like the skulls to be removed from his cheese

And I saw a penguin with the consciousness of a hedgehog

This item was edited on Saturday, 24th December 2005, 17:55

Funny you should say that, I once saw a hedgehog with the conciousness of an Abraham Lincoln, e.g. dead. The weight of a car crushed its spirit, and everything else it had...

But I`ve never seen a penguin who wanted cheese removing from its skull... Touche Eggman, touche...

(may have misread your post)

L33t.