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Bad grammar, tautology, whatever... here are a few that spring to mind:
Space: "Female of the species is more deadlier than the male"
Mike Oldfield (and lass): "4am in the morning"
Soft Cell: "Strangers meeting for the first time"
Banshees: "Lay your Yen on the counter please" (Hong Kong Garden, not Japanese Garden!)
Over to you....

This item was edited on Thursday, 24th April 2008, 13:28

Barenaked Ladies ...pretty much every line in "One Week"...
But especially...
"Chickity China the Chinese chicken...you have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking"

"Build a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett.

I close my eyes to see for certain (why would you close your eyes to see something)

Nobody knows it but youve got a secret smile (of course no one knows it thats why its a secret)

John Craven Says

Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee Gwabadee

"Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken"

`Drops of Jupiter` by Train
Juls

"I`m serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

`Rhythm Is a Dancer` by Snap!