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Where I work is closing down & this chap is taking the voluntary redundancy
££££££ & has a job to go to.

I am stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card".

Ideas?

"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"

How about:

"You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastard" ;-)

How about, "Sorry for the poor grammar on this Greetings card" ?

J.

On a tangent, I know a guy who, after splitting up with his girlfriend, sent her a card saying `Sorry you`re leaving` with the word `me` scrawled underneath.

Someone wrote "you`re the best left-footed football player in comparison to their right-foot I have ever known " on mine. Hmmmm....

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Where I work is closing down & this chap is taking the voluntary redundancy
££££££ & has a job to go to.

Well ain`t you all leaving seems odd to say sorry your leaving when you are all in the same boat?

Oscar.

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Well ain`t you all leaving seems odd to say sorry your leaving when you are all in the same boat?

Not all the site is closing down in one go & I am a contractor, my boat is aiming for a different iceberg!

"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"

How about. "Glad you are leaving. Now we dont have to close the factory anymore.!!!"

"Sorry you`re leaving, don`t let the door hit your arse on the way out"

Well I once signed a leaving card with the phrase
"Just p*** off"