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How I got INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you, my dear friends, because it has definitely worked for me.

I was lost and troubled in a sea of hurt. I didn`t know which way to turn to heal my fractured mind. Then,
by following the simple advice I read in an article, I finally found inner peace........the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you`ve started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I`d started and hadn`t finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Vodka , some Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large joint and some cheese. You have no idea how ****king good I feel right now....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

LOL! But aren`t you running the risk of all that inner peace being wasted violently down the toilet?!?!

Then it becomes outer peace.

Or if youv`e been eating peas it becomes outer peas

But surely `outer peace (or peas)` would most certainly not be peaceful for anyone else that comes into contact with it?! More inner peace would certainly be required then!

I found inner peace ages ago,

Fortunately I still have outer obnoxiousness ;)

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Jitendar Canth

Quote:
"Back off man, I`m a scientist!"

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"Stop taking the peace will ya !" :)


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I want one of those inner self blue bears thats on the actimil ads.

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My ways to inner peace for today -

Put a Remedy call on hold indefinately when the customer rings me personally for the work to be done IMMEDIATELY after logging the call & then chases the helldesk who chases us/me again.

Wipe a troublesome customers data & profile remotely.

Give him another troublesome customer a new PC today & take it away tomorrow when the port replicator arrives come in for his recently acquired ancient laptop so he has no justiication for a desktop.

"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"

This item was edited on Monday, 13th October 2003, 20:37

Jitendar, you have given me a new mantra for my life.

Quote:
Achieve inner peace, maintain outer obnoxiousness.