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jc808 (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 20:47

Marge and her neighbour (whos just left her husband) are in a Thelma-and-louise style police chase.

Marge`s neighbour puts a tape in the cassette deck. `Some chase music`

Quote:
`Sunshine, lollipops and... rainbows every-where...`


`Oh... sorry Marge... wrong tape`

(puts in the right tape)

Were now in the pursuing Cheif Wiggums car. Homer is there too. Wiggum decides to, also, put some `chase music` on...

Quote:
`Sunshine, lollipops and... rainbows every-where...`


`thaaats the stuff... aaah`






You? :)

RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

Hulk Smash! (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 20:52

There are so many, but one that immediately springs to mind -

When Homer has to make up an alibi about where he`s been late at night - his brain is saying "think of something clever, think of something clever!" and he says in a very unconvincing voice:

"I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography"

Then you here his brain say "that`s it - I`m outta here!"

lol! :D

RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

jc808 (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 20:54

That was `Mr. Plow` my joint favourite episode with the one where Homer denounces God...

jc808

RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 20:58

First one from the top of my head - Homer trying to recover a letter he sent from the P.O.

My name is Mr Burns, I beleive you have a letter for me!

Whats your first name buddy?

I don`t know.



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RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

DazMack1979 (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:14

Again, far too many to list! I`ll stick with the top 3 that sprung to mind...

1) From `King Size Homer`: Homer presses a button on his console that vents toxic gas. We see it emerge from a scarecrow in the middle of a cornfield, instantly wiping out half the crop. Along comes an old man on a tractor:
"Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman`s gonna have my legs broke."

2) From `You Only Move Twice`: Homer is without realising it working for supervillain Hank Scorpio, and while looking for coffee supplements wanders in to a volcano lair that looks suspiciously like the one used in a certain Bond film. Walks up to his boss...
Homer: "Mr Scorpio, do you know where I can find some sugar around here?"
Scorpio: "Sure, hang on." (sticks his hands into his jacket and pulls out handfuls of loose sugar) "Sorry it`s not in packets." (hands go back into his pockets) "Want cream?"
Homer: "Um, no." (backs slowly away)

3) From Cape Feare: Sideshow Bob spends a long time walking onto rakes. Thats it. Still cracks me up every time. :D




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This item was edited on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 22:18

RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

butters (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:20

Homer talking to god:

Marge: "Homer, that`s not god. That`s a waffle stuck to the ceiling." (Pries it off with a broom handle, and Homer catches it)
Homer: I know I shouldn`t eat thee... *munch munch* mmmm... sacrilicious.

This website has quite a few gems

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RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:33

The treehouse of Horror episode with Jerry Springer - the family are fighting with Kang and Kodos, Jerry springer`s head is in Kodos` mouth

Marge - I`m so `beep`ing embarrassed

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RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

HaGGis! (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:39

hmmm.. probably everytime homer trips.. (and i don`t mean falls over)..

the chilli cook off trip is the best by far..

RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

Blue John (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:46

Agree with the chili cook-off as the best `dream` sequence.

Loads of moments, but I still laugh out loud when I see the bit where Homer jumps Springfield Gorge on Bart`s skateboard and gets battered to sh*t by the paramedics in the helicopter. The ambulance crashed into a tree and he rolls all the way back down again. It`s the exclamations that get me every time he bounces.... :D

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RE: Favourite `Simpsons` moments...

sj (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 15th June 2005, 21:52

Done a while back here :D
Still love the `Phew, I thought it was my transmission` line when the garage man says he should get his heart checked out.

Ste



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