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It happens again and again!

I`m sitting chatting to this lovely lass over the weekend - she came and sought me out! cute aussie with nice personalities! so i`m chatting away, getting on like a house on fire. At some point I need to release 3 litres of alcohol into the sewage system and pop off to the lav, at this point my ex-best mate muscles in, steals my spot and spends the rest of the night trying to get-in-there. Needless to say, neither of us got a phone number or anything else.

It wouldn`t matter so much, if he didn`t try it on with everyone i`ve liked and loved - in essence he`s programmed to play one-upmanship!

I would do it to him to spite him back, but he always waits for my first move!

What do I do?

kill him and bury him in a shallow grave in the woods :$

OR

when you start chatting, point him out and say how your `Gay Friend` is so great.



The Bigman Cometh

This item was edited on Monday, 5th September 2005, 16:03

What do I do?

i`m assuming you have also had a conversation about this with him & he still does it anyway ?


if thats the case, just f\/ck him of, dispite any history you have together the guys no friend of yours if this is how he treats you

Next time knee him in the b***s before you go to the gents, then help him outside to a taxi. :) .

Cracking toast, Gromit!

Happens to me too! Worse though, I am the one left on my own as they disappear into the sunset together!!!!!!!!!
Hate it. >:(

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i`m assuming you have also had a conversation about this with him & he still does it anyway ?

I made myself quite clear on the subject and my fist still hurts! his reaction by the way was

"All`s fair in love and war"

C**t

Learn a lesson, down a few pints and knock him out - and use some choice words including, but not limited to w***er etc. etc.

Honestly - stay away from him... where`s ur new best mate?

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I`m sitting chatting to this lovely lass over the weekend - she came and sought me out! cute aussie with nice personalities!

Sounds like a lucky escape mate!

Your fault.
You need to act quicker.

My new best mate works for a sports marketing company and gets me into Chelsea for nothing, The Ashes and Wimbledon. I have to stand in the press gantry with Andy Gray and John Motson, but that`s alright `coz there`s sandwiches at half-time.