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Your Random Steven Seagal Movie: On Deadly Death

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Starring:
Steven Seagal, Tom Sizemore and Chooi Kheng-Beh

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a Environmental protection agent who needs to stop a corrupt Oil Company Executive (played by Chooi Kheng-Beh ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a stripper (played by Tom Sizemore). With the odds against them, can they prevent Chooi Kheng-Beh from running off with ill gotten gains ?



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Jitendar Canth

Quote:
"I thought what I`d do was, I`d pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

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OUT FOR DAWN

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Frederick Coffin and Brian Cox

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a explosives expert who needs to stop an arabian terrorist (played by Brian Cox ) from selling drugs to kids .

Seagal is joined by a completely random person (played by Frederick Coffin ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Brian Cox from killing them all ?

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Good choice of Brian Cox as an Arabian Terrorist. Hes needed to expand his range for years now.

I only hope theres plenty of corpse killing going on (when steve kills someone then gratuitously smacks the corpse up. He is a master of this apparently insane style of martial arts).

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All glory to the hypnotoad
What im listening to (if youre interested)

Steven Seagal is
OUT FOR WOUNDS
Starring
Keith David and William Forsythe

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a crooked cop with a heart of gold who needs to stop a Jamaican drug lord (played by William Forsythe ) from smuggling explosives across international borders .

Seagal is joined by a wine porter (played by Keith David ). With the odds against them, can they prevent William Forsythe from killing off a girl Seagal has never met ?


" When a computer loses it with a meter maid or kills it`s self because it thinks it`s too fat then I will believe in artificial intelligence."

Executive Kill

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut and William Sadler

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a retired Navy Seal Ninja Chef who needs to stop a traitorous Navy officer (played by William Sadler ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a Monk (played by Morris Chestnut ). With the odds against them, can they prevent William Sadler from fleeing the country ?

LOL! Mine`s a beauty - "Out For Man" (I wish Batavia had got that one... ;))

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Edward Cox and Brian Cox

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a buddhist monk who needs to stop his childhood nemesis (played by Brian Cox ) from crucifying another innocent victim .

Seagal is joined by a civilian intelligence expert (played by Edward Cox ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Brian Cox from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners ?

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"I like you. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless..."

This item was edited on Thursday, 6th October 2005, 15:37

Under Man (they all seem a bit camp!!)

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut and Tom Arnold

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a a Detroit cop who doesn`t follow rules who needs to stop a terrorist bomber (played by Tom Arnold ) from selling drugs to kids .

Seagal is joined by a police officer and old friend (played by Morris Chestnut ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Tom Arnold from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners ?

Neil.

Marked for Dead

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Erika Eleniak and Tom Arnold

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a Lt. Colonel in the Air Force who needs to stop a Chinese mafiosa (played by Tom Arnold ) from taking down New York cops, one by one .

Seagal is joined by a High School Football Coach (played by Erika Eleniak ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Tom Arnold from killing off a girl Seagal has never met ?

Cheers

Si



Our Collection (including the ones that belong to the kids!)

`I have something to say. It`s better to burn out than to fade away.`

Steven Seagal is a crooked cop with a heart of gold who needs to stop a Chinese mafiosa (played by William Sadler ) from killing his sister, Melissa .

Seagal is joined by a civilian intelligence expert (played by Frederick Coffin ). With the odds against them, can they prevent William Sadler from killing off a girl Seagal has never met ?

Fire Down Ground
Starring:
Steven Seagal, Edward Cox and Robbie Gee

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a retired Navy Seal Ninja Chef who needs to stop a traitorous Navy officer (played by Robbie Gee ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a DEA Agent (played by Edward Cox ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Robbie Gee from causing more kids to be addicted to drugs ?






Lame. Real Lame.
I remember a time when I looked forward to a great action flick. lol

KaTz

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