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I`m probably going to get banned for this one but whats the best hairstyle for a ladies undercarriage?
Particularly interested in the female view!

You`re right, you`ll probably get chucked off for that one!!!

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Some say I`m from Biddenden. Some say my name`s Sue. Some say I`m really Marge on a mission.

A woman was sitting in a bar in cuba, having a mojito when she noticed a guy with a big bushy beard walk in. He ordered a drink, and quickly downed it. When asked for payment he just replied "Castro`s Army" and walked away. This spectacle was repeated twice in a short span of time, giving our woman here an idea.

She finished her drink and was walking out - when the bartender asked for payment. She duly replied - Castro`s Army. The bartender smirked and asked her - so where`s your beard. To this, she lifted her skirts up and said "secret service".

T¦M3CH4S3R

"I am worst at what I do the best, for this gift I feel blessed. I found it hard... it was hard to find. Oh well, Whatever! NEVERMIND"

surely someone has to ask why bezza wants / needs to know??

so bezza ??

Well in my experience ...... um .....................................er.........................................................................................................................................................................

This item was edited on Thursday, 28th September 2006, 10:33

"Universally" I hate, hate, hate, hate shaved and even trimmed. Drives me nuts. Au naturel spurs me ever onward, if you get my ambiguous drift.

This item was edited on Thursday, 28th September 2006, 10:36

Shouldn`t this be restricted to the Genital Topiary forum? Oh, that`s right, there isn`t one.

A woman is telling her mate that her sex life is crap.
"All he does he watch football"
So her mate suggests she tried wearing sexy gear and standing in front of the telly.
So she does this,but the bloke just tells her to get out of the way.
So her mate suggests maybe doing a sexy dance.
So she does the sexy gear and dance routine,but the bloke still tells her to get out of the way so he can watch the football.
This time,the mate suggests she re-arrange the furniture a bit,then take off her knickers and sit in such a manner that he cannot ignore it.
So,on comes MOTD and she goes over and sits down,sans knickers,and with her legs splayed.
The bloke immediately looks up from the telly and says "you got knickers on?"
The woman excitedly replies "No..I haven`t"

"thank christ for that" the bloke says, "I thought the seat had burst"
;)

Remember the old adage gents.

A bushy bird is worth two hands. 8)

This item was edited on Thursday, 28th September 2006, 10:55

Back to the topic, I will say that a beauty salon owner that I know reckons that she is fully booked through the summer months by ladies requiring her to do them a "Brazilian" before they go on holiday.

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Some say I`m from Biddenden. Some say my name`s Sue. Some say I`m really Marge on a mission.

Each case has to be looked at individually.
Some women are perfectly `trim` as it is.
Some look like they have a dog on their lap.