Page 1 of Joining the Police..........

..........is proving to be impossible.

I cant even get an application form.

Reasons

1) I am White
2) I am Male
3) I am not Gay
4) I am 6ft

3 policemen have actually told me that my best bet is to look for a gay police website and get an application form from them. :/



The Jackal

Why would you want to join the Gay Police? All they do all day is organise stings against the gay mafia and make sure all the B&Bs in Brighton are spotless.

And there was me thinking you`d seen this little beauty.




This squad car packs a staggering 640bhp, does 0-60 mph in 3.4 seconds and has a top speed of 211 mph! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, this is indeed a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640.

However, criminals may be safe for a little while longer yet as this car won`t actually be patrolling the streets. This Lamborghini has been given a special make-over to help promote the Metropolitan Police at the MPH 06 motor show in Earls Court this week.

During the photo shoot, this car proved to be such a head turner they had to get it back under covers as soon as possible because it was nearly causing accidents.

And I missed it! :(

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Some say I`m from Biddenden. Some say my name`s Sue. Some say I`m really Marge on a mission.

Black up, dress in drag, and wear very high heels.

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well that`s how Mark got in...

allegedly

:D

My collection

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well that`s how Mark got in... i thought that was our little secret? ;)



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Why would you want to join the police? The public no longer trust them, they are never there when you want them. They charge you if you hit a crimminal. If you want to help the public and do a worthwhile job then go for the Fire Brigade. A great job with great prospects. :D

Brubby

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the gay mafia
Watchit!
We are watching you...and you...and you...and you...in between choosing the curtains and washing the poodle.

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Why would you want to join the police? you can always go and play with the `water fairies...` ;)


`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Not having a go at anyone specifically here but there`s been a few posts on here knocking the Police and it`s a bit unfair. They ain`t perfect but they are simply upholding the law of the land. If people don`t like it then change the people that make the laws but of course that would mean joe public getting off his ever fattening ar*e and doing something about it.
The real problem in this society - public complacency.