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Another one trying for a Darwin award here...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/09112006/344/rocket-prank-leaves-man-hospital.html

:D

I shouldn`t laugh.
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oh.
i thought floyd and his sig were back..
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Hehe, twat!

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I suspect his parents have always been related - why is it when someone is in the news from Sunderland it`s clear they`ve been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool?

(written by an embarrassed Mackem)

Gene pool? It`s more of a `puddle` isn`t it? ;)

Enema or Anathema. :/

Is this really the same species that produced Beethoven, Van Gough, Einstein etc or has there been a split in a branch of the evolutionary tree we haven`t noticed.

Snaps

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When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

Bet he was a Jumping Jackass Flash. :D


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

I think it`ll be a long time before he eats his next curry/ kebab.

And was he trying to launch if from his arse or up it? It seems from the reporting that the latter was his intent (as it wound up lodged up his jacksie). The former would be something stupid to do. The latter smacks of attempted suicide.

J Mark Oates

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My suspicions were aroused when I saw he was wearing Battle of the Bulge ribbons.
There are no ribbons for the Battle of the Bulge!
Precisely.

apparantly it is on the net somewhere, the actual footage....anyone seen it? I know its wrong, but im a sadist !

I like this line:
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They come with specific instructions about how they should be used
Yes, but find me the instruction that says don`t shove this rocket up yer chuff and set light to it. How was he to know?

I think he should be calling claims direct or human rights or summink.



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