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Nothing too sensible or practical but can`t be rude. Any ideas?

I need to buy it tomorrow lunch time too! Nothing like leavingit to the last minute! :¦

"Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you`re in the s***!" - Roy Chubby Brown

do like i have done.... beer! :D



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

How about a claped out old banger? No, wait, it`s been done already. For my money, you simply cannot go wrong with £5 worth of Curly Wurlys.

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A Clangers DVD :B

£5 note cut into a snowflake and decorated with glitter.

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That would involve defacing the Queen though and I`m sure that`s a criminal offence! (:¦


"Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you`re in the s***!" - Roy Chubby Brown

ive got the same limmit for my secret santa. i was thinking of a pack of nicorettes and some stuff from poundland. :p


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I just did one for Sarah to give to her boss, her limit was £10 though.

Got an old shoe box and covered it in wrapping paper, then did a sign for the top saying `the gentlemans quiet evening in` in fancy writing.

Put in a can of lager, packet of crisps, choc bar, pot noodle, pack of tissues, rubber gloves, porn mag with film, and got some hand lotion but changed the label to an old style writing, Mr ....., Penile enhancing, ball tingling, heat absorbing, friction reducing, tug lubrication, patented cock lotion tonic. (Extra Small) not for use with farm animals. There was other stuff in there too but can`t remember what it was now.

It went down really well, nobody in the office was intrested in what they had, they all wanted to see the kit we made. Turns out it is the first secret santa pressie he has ever taken home ;)

All the best

Gerald.

Did ours last week. Although it was lucky dip, one for Boys, other for girls.

Put some thought into it and got a Magic 8 Ball for my fiver.
My mate next to me pulled out that, he was well pleased.

And what did I get given.....a mug, featuring a puppy and kitten in the style of `Forever Friends`, with a bag of friggin Revels in it.

What dumb stoopid b*tch thought that would be a good idea to give to the `boys` lucky dip I do not do.

Bah.

J.

One guy at work got a mug on it with:

On one side of it:

His face emblazoned on it with his name ***** ********* No1 C*ntractor on the front.

On the other side of it:

A contractor is just for Christmas not for life - Contract extensions permitting
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