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Seeing as Fowler9 has reported no WASP activity in the Cornwall area (good news) I thought I ought to bring you the latest news from Leicester.

It is my duty to bring you the worrying news that I have my first kill of the year. I had gone out to play tennis. (a game that I have now concluded is most unhealthy. I ache like a bastard today) By the time I returned I found a class 2 scout, err, well scouting my pad out. Big bugger but quite slow. Anyway I armed myself with the trusty friend of the WEA, the shoeTM and dispatched of the bastard.

The war is upon us gentlemen.

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Had a HUGE MF of a bumblebee in my sisters conservatory yesterday afternoon.

That was in Sutton Coldfield :p

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Companies that have p**sed me off so much that I will never use them again and I hope you dont either....
Jacks Fish & Chips of Cambridge ridiculously overpriced and overpackaged chips. £1.20 for a stupidly small portion of chips - they need to go up north for a good lesson in fish and chips
Alloy Bodies of Manchester - The Grand Daddy & Benchmark for shockingly poor customer service.
Capital Bank Leasing who are part of [B]BOS & are f**ing useless & struggle to action the smallest request but are fantastically efficient at taking money out of my account
[B]Abbey National Absolutely diabolical service - how hard is it to change £60 of coins into notes????
....more coming soon no doubt.....

saw two scouts outside our front window this morning.

seeing as i`m in cast / on crutches i couldn`t move quick enough
to kill the buggers before they moved on.

8 more weeks dammit.

Ste.

........is that gasoline i smell?

No news yet from NE London, although there has been a rumour that one of our anti-intrusion-detection alarms was tripped.

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John Prescott

squadrons of the little blighters moving up from the south west... word has it they are heading for Leicester, some thing about a cousin be murderised by a red cod piece? :p



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Um anyone wanna tell a noob WTF you lot are on about???

Is it about killing wasps and bees or is there more to it? Or is this a man thing and I should keep out?

Luv`n`kisses

smurfette

A test for you smurfette.

Q: Do you hate wasps?

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Big Mofo spotted in East London - hoovered up easy. No Patches :)

T¦M3CH4S3R

"I am worst at what I do the best, for this gift I feel blessed. I found it hard... it was hard to find. Oh well, Whatever! NEVERMIND"

Absolutely no sign of anything resembling an invasion of yellow and black stripy bastards in Lewisham, although I have a ventilation brick in the bathroom from which I suspect a scout appeared. Being my bathroom it obviosuly had no chance of survival and its body was subsequently discovered on top of the cistern

Didn`t think it important enough to report at the time.

My Collection

following a short break I shall be returning to action on the golf course at the weekend, I shall use these ventures as reconaissance missions - down with the wasp community



Chris

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