Info and forum posts by 'The Monitor-cath!'

RE: Camber Sands

I was taken there when I was about 10 (quite a while ago now) my soon to be step sister made me wear white ankle socks to go out in the evening....what a nightmare!

RE: Stupid things people have said

Oh, and I just remembered...last year I was havin` some trouble with some latin I had to learn(it`s a botany thing) and when I tried to explain my mate said " I`m not surprised, it`s like a foreign language"

RE: Does anyone know how to get rid of spiders?

spiders do not respect your right to enjoy your beer...they live in the gaps between the planks of outside tables (and in the crannies just under the table top>) They also float round in the air on thier threads and if they are wandering round on the floor over there where you may just be able to convince yourself they will go away or are all the way down there and you could get away from them if you really had to....the b8#..8#s can jump..I`ve seen them do it!
If that wasn`t enough I think they are in charge of the wasps too, they are all in it together!
When I was a teenager I used to wait for them to go behind a poster then bash the livin` daylights out of the poster, it always worked but I got through a hell of a lot of posters. I don`t like killing them either but it really is the only option.

RE: Stupid things people have said

on a staff night out, after hours of free flowing free beer our assistant manager said `my pubes don`t burn.`
I have never seen a man de-bagged so quickly an the biblical phrase THE BURNING BUSH was brought to mind.

RE: Hey - Lets play The Name Game!!!

Max Headroom.
Sorry if that has already been put earlier but as if I could be arsed to read 53 pages of stuff at this time of night!

South Park......Where`s Kenny?

Unfortunatley I drink so much that I don`t often get time to watch telly and am now watching south park for the first time in months. Can anyone tell me what happened to Kenny? ( I`m gonna assume he`s dead!) How? Why?

80`s v`s 90`s/00`s

Just out of interest, 80`s goth and or rock or new (or is that nu?) metal?

RE: What would you put in Room 101

People who have to take the lid off a kettle to fill it up,
Golf as a spectator sport,
Foods beginning with the letter m. (Trust me) eg. marshmallows, mackerell, marmite, marmalade and minestrone soup. Obviously minstrels, malteesers etc. come under chocolate so don`t begin with m.

RE: Resurrected TV shows ?

BLAKES 7..Fantastic, orac should become best mates with Hal!
Another show worthy of return would be IT aint half hot mum....god bless Winsor Davis!

RE: Children of the eighties - look in!

oooh, I just remembered, whatever happened to white dog s***?

RE: Children of the eighties - look in!

holy crap, where do you start?
how about number 34, I still do that with monotinous regularity....god damn you alchohol but bless you too. Ahh the 80`s, not everyone would understand.....
SPACE DUST , (or was that the seventies?)
ADAM AND THE ANTS OR SHAKIN` STEVENS
TISWAS or SWAPSHOP.....OTT if you were really lucky!
FOOTBALL CRAZY or CABANNA (cocanut, caramel, cherries and milk chocolate!)
DFS (darley dale, measham and droitwitch) or CAMPING CONTINENTA.L
HARRONGTON JACKETS,,,,,WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR NAME
OR, 3,2,1 or BULLSEYE?
DISCLAIMER.......NONE OF THE AFORE MENTIONED ITEMS IN ANY WAY REFLECT THE AUTHORS PERSONAL PREFERENCES.....I was just wondering, you know! P.S.....Happy birthday 42%er....32 today, or yesterday depending on what time it is now! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRUCE, xxx.

RE: Very Much So and other annoying phrases

Where did you lose it?
AAAAARRGH, if I knew that it wouldn`t f****n be lost, would it?!

RE: Collision Course : the hand of fate

LOL, and I`ll leave you to it. Night!

RE: Collision Course : the hand of fate

sounded like a cool prog. Wouldn`t have minded seeing it myself! Oi Bruce! You should drink less and sit infront of the telly more!....... If you find out it`s on again let me know, If not, fancy another beer?
Nice to see you, sleep well and catch ya soon.

RE: Rubbing shoulders with minor celebs!

when I was working in O`Neill`s in Leeds 2 blokes out of Emerdale (no idea what their names are) spent the afternoon in the pub doing the whole "I love you mate, I`d be nothing without you" very very drunk thing.
Also I made dinner for Ian Mckaskill and he said it was yummy. He was cool, and possibly a bit odd!


Hi Bruce!

This item was edited on Tuesday, 6th August 2002, 01:35

RE: How true is this?

kinda reminds me of a card I sent to the 42%er once.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN.
Always pretend you love going shopping with her, buy her flowers regularly, tell her you don`t mind if she does`nt fancy it tonight, do the washing up, rember to mention how lovley she looks-even when she looks like she`s been dead for days, listen carefully to everything she says and from time to time pretend to care about her mother.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN.
Turn up naked, bring beer.

Also, the 42%er has no one but himself to blame for me being here! I wasn`t watching but BEWARE! I am now.
Traahhhhh, Cath.