Page 1 of Chavs - The Official Thread

I dislike `em intensely and live with hundreds of them. :/
Chavs thread thrown open to all ...........

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I was nearly set-upon by several beer-can swilling p1kees when cycling home from the gym one winters night. Average age must have been about 15. They were jumping out at people from the darkness shouting "wosssuuuuuuup" (from the `highly amusing` Budweiser ads a couple of years ago - originality is not the chavs strong point). I used my honed repartee (sp?) and told them to "f*** off you w***ers". They got rather annoyed at this and chased after me. I got away easily enough but felt rather sheepish about running away.

Chavs... I`d burn them :D

I can`t remember if I told you lot about this already or not, so:

I owe seeing one of the most amazingly funny/dangerous things I`ve seen all year to chavs:

A few weeks ago we were outside the bank and FOUR chavs came down the middle of the road on ONE mountainbike. A Darwin award waiting to happen, but it was quite a sight.

Wish I had had my camera.

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Batavia - you sure your not getting a little obsessional about Chavs?? ;)

I reckon you might be turning into your neighbour - the one that talks about conspiracy theories and stuff, except only you do it with chavs!! :) :) :)

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Have you ever seen a `king` chav?

They lead the pack, strolling down the street or disgracing the local chip shop like they`re the coolest thing since 9 carat gold jewelry. Easily identified by looking more ridiculous than the rest. This usually entails a half full bottle of juice in the back pocket (!), a cap tipped at an unusually high angle (for chavs) and some spectacular peach fuzz on the upper lip! The `normal` chav lackeys are a few steps behind. The king chav is usually accompanied by the `jester` chav, noticibly skinnier and uglier than the rest, hurling insults and laughing like hyena on blow at passers by as he feels he is under the protection of the king.

I`ve always wondered, if you cut off the head of the king chav, do the others return to being productive members of society?

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I`ve always wondered, if you cut off the head of the king chav, do the others return to being productive members of society?

by jove, I think you`ve cracked it!!

Now, where did I put that chainsaw......

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Fancy a chuckle? Go to Argos Website and type CHAV into the search box....


BTW I was told by a policeman friend that i knew when in cheltenham, that chav stood for `Cheltenham Average`, and nothing to do with Chatham in kent...
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Batavia - you sure your not getting a little obsessional about Chavs??

Don`t know if I am obsessed, but every time I look out my window...there "they" are. Go for a cycle, there they are. Go to the shop, there they are. Surrounded. :(

Cut the head off and the body will die
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Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

DVD collection & WANTED list

Thankfully we`re a bit behind the times where i live.
We,ve still got New Romantics knocking about down our way ;) ;)

This item was edited on Tuesday, 5th October 2004, 00:25