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.. you have no idea what half the christmas presents are or do that your neice/nephew get.

Just transfering christmas video from tape to DVD and had no idea what an Amigo was, but my niece was very excited about it. Turns out to be a virtual pet. Just what a little girl who effectively lives at 2 houses where they have 6 dogs, 5 cats, 6 horses, 4 rabbits, 2 guinea pigs, 2 goats, a cockatiel and an assortment of ducks and chickens needs. Oh, and dont forget the fishes and 6 sheep.

I started feeling old when the Playboy Playmate was younger than me!

you know your old when the monsters on scooby doo no longer scare you. :D

you`re more concerned on a Friday evening about whether the pub you`re about to enter is likely to have any seats, rather than the amount and quality of `talent` that`s likely to be there. :)

When "they" start to call you "uncle." Ugh!

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I started feeling old when the Playboy Playmate was younger than me!
Their mothers are younger than me. :(

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Uncontrollable instant erections are a far distant but fond memory.

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Uncontrollable instant erections are a far distant but fond memory.
Or if they`re not then certainly the opportunity to do anything with them is. :( :(

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I knew I was getting old when I stopped enjoying Birthdays and Christmas day.

You know your getting old when...

the music in HMV is just too f***in loud..

Saturday nights are spent voting for reality tv

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