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..It has to be clean! and less than one minute long...

For a competition at school my form cannot think of any that aren`t racist, dirty or with swearing in.

I think we need to win to impress my Head of House...

So come on guys...






I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i`m dying are the best i`ve ever had.

Whats the worlds strongest fruit?

Geoff Grapes.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs from?

Jasons` Donner Van.....

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Who`s got an IQ of 180 and green pubes?

Bamber grassgroin.

Real life count ??

The bold Choagy on C.O`s orders after being a naughty boy.
Regimental Policeman pokes me with a pace stick and proclaims
"There is a lump of Scheitte at the end of this stick"

The bold but ultimately stupid choagy replies
"Well its not at my phuqin end"

Choagy FFCUK The SPL :)

Two parrots are sat on a perch..

One says to the other "I can smell fish"..

Sam.

Why did the chicken cross the sea?

To get to the other tide.

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Whats the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

With a bull the horns are at the front and the arsehole at the back!

(Can`t you tell I hate orchestral musicians - no more skilled than a bricklayer)

*cough*

My collection

*ahem*

Cheers

Si



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