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Well its countdown time to the day of my Wedding. (27th Sept)
Things are all booked and paid for and honeymoon also. (sri lanka and maldives btw)
Quite excited.
Then this morning I get an email. A girl who was 2 years below me at school and i fancied like mad for about 3 years while there. She found my address on friendreunited.
Asking how things were going what was I up to.??? (this was 10-12 years ago)
Whats all that about.?
Should I reply? tell her about the wedding - havnt seen her for a couple of years now
but she was still a looker then....
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..she`s probably blossomed into a 22 stone lovely with three heads and two ex-husbands.....and a skin rash.

Definitely tell her about the wedding though.

Mmmm now let me get this straight - you`re wondering whether you should risk offending your future-ex-wife in order to possibly get a chance to shag someone who might very well have a face like a bag of chisels now and who, after 12 years, is probably desperate to find anyone before the inevitability of old age and loneliness sets in. My advice... ignore this girl, get married, then after a few years as your passion fades and when you can no longer stand the awkward fumblings beneath the sheets THEN you send her a reply and arrange a rendevouz (or possibly a threesome).

Whatever you do, ignore the no doubt forthcoming suggestion from Haggis.

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INGORE THE EMAIL

It`s not worth revisiting old school fantasies, especially when you`re obviously now happy and about to get married.

Walk away man, forget her, if it was meant to be it would have happened then.

Can I have her number?

All the best,

The 42%er.

Yeah, Haggis says you should call this girl, get trashed with her then come on her ta-tas. :o


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Gruntboy >:(
Absolute B*stard :D

This item was edited on Tuesday, 22nd July 2003, 14:32

Well you see guys - she wasnt just a fantasy at school - but became a close friend - so whist talking about shagging and cheating - i wasnt thinking of doing that - just whether i should reply after this time...
Of course the world revolves round our dicks but this time it was a pure "platonic!" thing i was thinking about.
Good advice tho guys.
I`ll post her number and email on here later guys....

You should always have a good toss before making such decisions. As soon as you`ve ejaculated, you`ll be able to make an entirely rational judgement on whether it`s a good idea to rekindle this friendship. :)

very...scientifically put Dwight :/