Page 1 of ...AND FINALLY MY PREGNANT MISSUS` CRAVING IS..........(wait for it!)

..........Nope not ice cream and gherkins...... :/









not chocolate covered Pizza....... :/









Not clotted cream on her chips............... :/






....its coming........ :p














wait for it................. :p









CEMENT!!!!!!!! :/ :/ :/ :/


Yep, muggins over here has been having to scrape cement off the walls outside our house and putting it into this little bowl so my lovely wife can eat it......its a sickening sound when she`s crunching that grit but to see the smile on her face makes me well happy!!! :D :D :D :D


Women hormonal & weird? Completely :D



Neil
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Your joking surely!

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Ummm.. while she`ll probably detach your testicles for doing so, i`d advise against this culinary practice..

Cement contains a large amount of poisonous chemicals, including Gypsum and Lime, both of which are extremely carecinogenis when inhaled, so what they`d do you you if you ate it is anyone`s guess. Especially as she`s cooking dough products...



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Funny, my mates girlfriend craved chalk when she was up the duff. Could do 2 packs a day no problems :o

Have heard of coal & even soap before now.

My ex bro in law had the cravings for sis in law, Chinese rolls every night.

This item was edited on Tuesday, 29th June 2004, 18:29

My Mum craved licorice. Ever since then I have had an addiction for licorice. The poor cement chomping baby!

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Your joking surely!

No joking whatsoever!!

She does have it in really small amounts - im talking a quarter teaspoon since Saturday - she just loves that gritty feeling in her gob!

Neil
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she just loves that gritty feeling in her gob :o

;) :) :D

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she just loves that gritty feeling in her gob!

Pity it`s not a salty/gooey feeling she craves ;)

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This item was edited on Tuesday, 29th June 2004, 22:52

Surely there`s mortar a decent diet than cement?